Impossible

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hi

Stranger: Hey bitch / bastard.. which one is you?

You: / bastard

Stranger: well done to you bastard haha

Stranger: fuck off now

Stranger: son of the bitch

You: it's son of a bitch.

You: you're doin' it wrong

Stranger: it is son of the bitch cos i know your mom

Stranger: last night we had sex..

Stranger: it was cool ;)

You: necrophilia much?

Stranger: so your mum is a bitch.. but i can definite it as "the bitch"

Stranger: ;)

Stranger: fuck u stupid..

Stranger: cawww!

You: conversation will be fuckin saved!

Stranger: haha do i care?

Stranger: haha..

Stranger: you know who i'm ?

You: nope, but you'll be anonymously famous

Stranger: you know my personal informations?

You: i'mma write a book

Stranger: ha ha.. I'm already famous you fucking bastard

Stranger: ;)

You: good for you.

Stranger: yup.. ;) well done to you..

Stranger: where does this bastard come from?

You: this one is from the us.

Stranger: oh, okay american bastard..

You: yeah.

You: what about yourself?

Stranger: Come from universe..

Stranger: just a homosaphiens..

Stranger: no gender

You: gender is a construct

Stranger: angels do not have a gender ;)

You: sex refers to anatomy, gender to masculinity or femininity

Stranger: who talked that I am a human?

You: this bastard is really hung up on semantics

Stranger: well I see this bastard is trying to be smart..

Stranger: but he is a bastard.. you know..

Stranger: good wine needs no bush

You: there is no "trying"

You: what the hell kind of expression is that?

Stranger: peh!.. so there is what?

You: i'm not trying to be smart, i simply am

Stranger: well you stranger.. if someone is not "smart".. they can seem smart however they are not..

Stranger: ehh?

Stranger: Hehe.. well.. there is a quote.. you know.. umm

Stranger: I couldn't remember now..

You: there's a shock

Stranger: maybe; all his geese are swans

Stranger: hehe.. that's why you think yourself smart?

Stranger: ehh smart-ass

Stranger: ??

You: Sense: This conversation no longer makes any...

Stranger: peh!..

Stranger: do i care?

You: clearly you don't

Stranger: yea.. you got it.. ;)

Stranger: I'm just making a fun of a bastard...

You: and i'm just marking the point at which i was no longer able to comprehend anything going on in this conversation

Stranger: Stranger.. c'mon dude..

You: and am now marking the point at which i grew surprised that neither of us disconnected yet.

You: not that i'm complaining

You: comprehension aside, this conversation is amusing

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

This devolved into a complete butchery of the English language. I'll admit that I don't use as much capitalization and punctuation as I should, but at the very least what I write makes sense. This particular "Stranger" was completely incomprehensible.