Impossible

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hi

Stranger: Hey bitch / bastard.. which one is you?

You: / bastard

Stranger: well done to you bastard haha

Stranger: fuck off now

Stranger: son of the bitch

You: it's son of a bitch.

You: you're doin' it wrong

Stranger: it is son of the bitch cos i know your mom

Stranger: last night we had sex..

Stranger: it was cool ;)

You: necrophilia much?

Stranger: so your mum is a bitch.. but i can definite it as "the bitch"

Stranger: ;)

Stranger: fuck u stupid..

Stranger: cawww!

You: conversation will be fuckin saved!

Stranger: haha do i care?

Stranger: haha..

Stranger: you know who i'm ?

You: nope, but you'll be anonymously famous

Stranger: you know my personal informations?

You: i'mma write a book

Stranger: ha ha.. I'm already famous you fucking bastard

Stranger: ;)

You: good for you.

Stranger: yup.. ;) well done to you..

Stranger: where does this bastard come from?

You: this one is from the us.

Stranger: oh, okay american bastard..

You: yeah.

You: what about yourself?

Stranger: Come from universe..

Stranger: just a homosaphiens..

Stranger: no gender

You: gender is a construct

Stranger: angels do not have a gender ;)

You: sex refers to anatomy, gender to masculinity or femininity

Stranger: who talked that I am a human?

You: this bastard is really hung up on semantics

Stranger: well I see this bastard is trying to be smart..

Stranger: but he is a bastard.. you know..

Stranger: good wine needs no bush

You: there is no "trying"

You: what the hell kind of expression is that?

Stranger: peh!.. so there is what?

You: i'm not trying to be smart, i simply am

Stranger: well you stranger.. if someone is not "smart".. they can seem smart however they are not..

Stranger: ehh?

Stranger: Hehe.. well.. there is a quote.. you know.. umm

Stranger: I couldn't remember now..

You: there's a shock

Stranger: maybe; all his geese are swans

Stranger: hehe.. that's why you think yourself smart?

Stranger: ehh smart-ass

Stranger: ??

You: Sense: This conversation no longer makes any...

Stranger: peh!..

Stranger: do i care?

You: clearly you don't

Stranger: yea.. you got it.. ;)

Stranger: I'm just making a fun of a bastard...

You: and i'm just marking the point at which i was no longer able to comprehend anything going on in this conversation

Stranger: Stranger.. c'mon dude..

You: and am now marking the point at which i grew surprised that neither of us disconnected yet.

You: not that i'm complaining

You: comprehension aside, this conversation is amusing

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

This devolved into a complete butchery of the English language. I'll admit that I don't use as much capitalization and punctuation as I should, but at the very least what I write makes sense. This particular "Stranger" was completely incomprehensible.

A Long wait.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hi

You: how are you?

You: Stranger: I'm good, you?

You: I'm fine, thanks for asking.
So, what do you want to talk about?

You: Stranger: idk, whatever.

You: Okay, so... what kind of music do you like?

You have disconnected.

After waiting about 5 minutes for "Stranger" to show up, I took matters into my own hands.

I knew what she meant.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: check it gee!

Stranger: ya

Stranger: baby fk me

You: Falkland Islands?
Funky Kong?
Foreign key?

Stranger: ya

You: all of the above? ;)

Stranger: 3rd one

You have disconnected.

But, I really wasn't interested. More proof that gay guys are magnets for desperate women on Omegle.

A long day.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hi

Stranger: hello

You: what's up?

Stranger: asl?

You:
asu\elam\12

Stranger: elam?

Stranger: is that a boy or girl?

You: the question pisses me off, so i'm trying new ways to answer it.
it's "male" spel't backwards

Stranger: how creative

Stranger: so your 21

Stranger: not 12 lol

You: yeah.

You: very astute of you

Stranger: thanks

You: so...
what now?

Stranger: this

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hi

Stranger: he

Stranger: y

You: what's u

You: p

Stranger: m

Stranger: e

Stranger: a

Stranger: as

Stranger: l

Stranger: ?

You: huszonegy/hím/Amerikai Egyesült Államok

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Sometimes you get tired of people asking you "asl", so you decide to have some fun with the answer. That's what I did here.

Is this it?

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hi

Stranger: hi

You: how are you?

Stranger: fine thanks and u/

Stranger: ?

You: i'm pretty good, too

Stranger: from?

You: the us. you?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Has it gotten to the point that merely being from the US is enough to make people want to stop talking to you? I'm not sure that this reputation is entirely deserved; surely they could take a little time to talk first and find out firsthand whether or not I'm a generic American ass.

Sucks for them.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hi

Stranger: M or f

You: M

Stranger: Cool I'm a f want to talk dirty

You: not really.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

In so many ways. I can't figure why every desperate horny woman on Omegle winds up talking to me.

4chan?

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hi

Stranger: Sup n****rL

You: not much, just stayin' fly.
or... something

Stranger: I hav a hairy vagina

You: i'm gay so i really don't give a shit

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

God. People on the internet are a particular breed of stupid.